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Sat 11:37
Zan kills Grooo
(Zan szumlins) vs (Grooo)
West Oakland
Sat 11:36
Grooo beat by Zan
(Grooo) vs (Zan szumlins)
West Oakland
Sat 11:36
Grooo attacks szumlins
(Grooo) vs (szumlins Zan)
West Oakland
Sat 11:34
Zan kills Grooo
(Zan szumlins) vs (Grooo)
West Oakland
Sat 11:34
[+Level 13+] Zan
Sat 11:33
Zan beat by Grooo
(Zan szumlins) vs (Grooo)
West Oakland
Sat 11:33
Grooo attacks szumlins
(Grooo) vs (szumlins Zan)
West Oakland
Sat 11:33
[+Level 12+] Grooo
Sat 11:33
Zan attacks Grooo
(Zan szumlins) vs (Grooo)
West Oakland
Sat 11:33
Grooo attacks szumlins
West Oakland
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*pokes at Jamzombies wounds* la da da o your mean dude my zombie kicks epic ass it's a zombiep *touches eibmoz in the naughty zone* "It's a Zooombiiee" okay i just fought a fucking chair did you win? lol cause fighting chairs are goood lol no i fucking lost to a chair lol i can kill people but chairs no... there hard.. damn u seanbaby damn u [+Level 4+] Jamzombie89 ! Your winning XD yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay i kill things I tapped inside newbie arenap all i know is i just killed a ninja *touches eibmoz in the naughty zone again* aww i ran outta turns now what now you stand like a zombie without a clue lol drunk and ready to fightp lol dont brink the blood, just eat the brains P u know what i was gonna try to chat but im too drunk... im going to bed ...but fuck the humansp and im piled by a bunch of humans with no moves man i shouldnt have played night people err zoms\\( humans = fresh meat oh my god this is useless im outta turns now lolPp waaaaaahhhh *cries* no brain who needs brains ... WE NEED BRAINS!!!! *pokes robberts brain* *stares blanky into space* *pokes robberts brain until jeff gives up*d *rapes his brain harder* oh yeah thats the spot ....little to the left *rapes the left* lol your going to get my puss all over the place *wink* hahahahahah XD o my god how can i respond to that lol you can light me a smoke? pusssssssssssss everyyywhereee XD o sorry babe *lights a smoke for eibmoz after that amazing rape* oh my god i can move spaces now lolD wow... im already out of turns lolp lol shut up! you see im stranded all alone with you raping me ... BUT YOUR NO WHERE IN SIGHT! LOL my penis is that huge OKAY LOL 16 blocks large? or long? lol Pp damn me and my huge cock. no one can resist jeffs huge zombie penis were's a goth chick when you need her? lol aaaaa yeah. where r they? i think they need to ahh.. ya know... come. near. me. right now if you were a goth chick where oh where would you be? lol i would think ahh. not by chairs and ninjas lol( just not us zooooombiiies NO we gotta get some putang! putang! didnt you get enough of me perv? lol no no i did not. i always need the putang lol ummm ... putang pie? lol emmmm o dude dude i can move lol 1 north 15 east now pootang!! lol poooootangy 5 North 1 East , where the hell are you going? lol i know i was like 30 east before lolP alright dude im gonna try to sleep. or at least get some water and lay down. ill be back tomrow killing some chairs i'd try to find you, but im scared i will get lost lol , going around in circles trying to find my zombie friend lol rest well , those chairs arent going no where lol p//img61.imageshack.us/img61/4774/zombierapmmmmmkg6.jpg going for the r tard high score alright im at 5 north 1 east and ur not there lol ...ZOmbieLove Big Jerry u in here? waz up My way... or the highway. looks like we got some motormouths this round This place is my house, I might as well erase my face wit white out Cuz y'all can't see me like Mase's eyebrows R-tard Jamzombie89 attacks Kat and is slain. R-Tard Anyone named Jamzombie is automatically retarded anyone names jerry is automatically retarded Do I know you? I think he got you there Jerry Jerry isnt retarded, he's special. Be nice or he will use his retard strength to beat you up. never underestimate the power or the retarded/special/handi-capable up up and away!!! stay tuned for the adventures of Handy Man and the Tiny Avenger zomb! insert clever quote here kill the white people. we gona hurt them bad jerry your a dick! a retarderd dick that is crooked and has hairy black testicles whats with the brain points? whatcha mean? brains = points mmmmmm brains tasty ,tasty ....salty brains mmm.. *touches chairs brain* chairs dont have brains lol p there not as hard as me though. remember that hard d i c k XD u would know. o yes. u would know my boy my fav boy toy wanna play with me? "your girlfriends so skinny that if she were bricks she would be a small ammount of bricks that also do not weigh very much and are skinny" well said biscuits well said o eibmoz u know it. always and forever lmao XD i like bricks, they build walls Im hung like a button on a fir coat.....think about it.... no really think about it button...huh? you kow what im saying fir? you know whats up with that you may be hung, But jammy's HUGE! coat? think about it *tinks about it* lol im just saying im more hung than saddam ...my crabs are so huge.....they actually film "deadliest catch" in my pants SEEEEFOOOOOD!!! lol lol ok for all seriousness now though on a scale of 1-10 how funny was the fur coat comment and the deadliest catch comment? that funny huh? 8 on the coat, 10 on the catch one =) thanks Nick!!! just had an odd bug happen im seeing the opening page with the players online listed (including me) i just got done looking through some scores from last round...im not sure if i should log out or log in at this point? hmmm i was able to find my way back to the streets some how...odd ...to clarify i had the home page (login) in the left pane and the chat up in the right pane... Shut up. im with jerry they just talk to themselves might be the same guy just browser hopping to make himself feel like he has peope to listen to him. The other 3 people in my head agree. I resent that! I only talk to myself when people are around me. -.- we don't believe you.